Quips

• Home pages are the pet rock of the nineties. This one is outdated now, I suppose.

• I never, ever make sweeping generalizations.

• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

• I'm a Leo, and everybody knows Leos don't believe in astrology.

• It's always darkest just before the middle of the night.

• Judgemental people are the scum of the earth.

• Nothing can ever be made foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

• Sometimes, when you look into the refrigerator, the refrigerator also looks into you.

• Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.

• When encryption is outlawed, only outlaws jvyy unir rapelcgvba.

• You only have to live once; might as well get it over with.